If you follow Ellen Degeneres, you would know exactly what I was talking about when I said it was "Classic Joke Tuesday." So now for your enjoyment, here are some of the greatest classic jokes known to man courtesy of the Iowa Source magazine.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
How do you organize an outer space party?
You planet!
What do you call an exploding pair of underwear?
Fruit of the BOOM!
Why did the orange go out with the prune?
He couldn't find a date!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in?
"Odor in the court!"
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
The baa-baa shop!
For more classic jokes, visit http://www.iowasource.com/wit/2012/09_corn.html
Article arranged by Ross Haney
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